"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance" says Mrs. Murphy.
"He won't even take an
aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor.
"Drop it into his coffee,
he won't even taste it.
Try it and come back in a week to
let me know how everything went."
A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor
and he
inquires as to how her love life has been.
"Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."
"What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee.
The effect was immediate.
He jumped straight up, swept the
cutlery off the table,
at the same time ripping my clothes
off
and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the
tabletop.
It was terrible."
"What was terrible?" said the doctor, "Was the sex not good?"
"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years,
but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again.