It´s a cow thing

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep
one and give one to
your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes
one and gives it to your neighbor.

A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has
none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has
none.
You feel guilty for being successful. You vote
people into office who
tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise
money to pay the tax.

The people you voted for then take the tax money and
buy a cow
and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government
seizes
both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes
both and sells you
the milk. You join the underground and start a
campaign of
sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The
government taxes you
to the point you have to sell both to support a man
in a
foreign country who has only one cow, which was a
gift from your
government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You
sell one, buy a bull
and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The
government takes
them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for
the milk,
then pour the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell
one, and force the other to produce the milk of four
cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on
strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
redesign them so they are eleventh the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
reengineer them so they
live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk
themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you
don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count
them and learn you
have five cows. You count them again and learn you
have
42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12
cows. You stop
counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows,
but you're not sure where they are. You'll look for
them tomorrow.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of
which
belongs to you. You charge for storing them for
others.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
enter
into a partnership with an American corporation.
Soon you
have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares
bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
worship them.

A TALIBAN ORGANIZATION: You have only two cows. You
load them up with
explosives and herd them onto your neighbor's
property where
you blow them
up. Your neighbor dies. You starve to death.

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