Lifesavers

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders
using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of
lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor.

The children began to say:
"Red...................cherry"
"Yellow...............lemon"
"Green................lime"
"Orange.............orange"

Finally, the professor gave them all Honey flavored Lifesavers. After
eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the
taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody,
spit them out -- they're assholes!!

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