Occupation

A woman walked into an accountant's office and told him that she needed to
file her taxes.

The accountant said, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He got her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asked, "What
is your occupation?"

The woman replied, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balked and said, "No, no, no, that will never work!" "That is
much too crass."  "Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman said, "OK, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude."  "Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman stated, "I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant asked, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
whore, or a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 Cocks, last year."

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