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Prepare to groan!!

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when
the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining", he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about
whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party
official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph
whether it's officially raining or snowing".
As the official approached, the man said,
"Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked on.
But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!", to which the man
quietly replied:
"Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear".

Physical

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the
street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment
with the doctor again, the doc said, "You're really doing great,
aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said doctor, "Get a hot mama
and be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur.
Be careful."

Republicans announced today

Washington, D.C.---Republicans announced today that they are changing their
emblem from an elephant to a condom, because it more clearly reflects their
party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts
production,discourages cooperation, and gives one a sense of security while
screwing others !

Sensitive Guy

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he
shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is
completely packed with sweet cuddly Teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small
bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a
shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the
wall. The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns
to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make
hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and
asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The man says, "You can pick any prize
from the bottom shelf."

Suggestion
Subject: FW: Creative thinking

As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covert operation, capture
him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons perform a
complete sex change operation. Then return her to Afghanistan to
live as a
woman under the Taliban.-L

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